by UK of Zackalantis Sat Jun 24, 2017 5:28 am
UKZ Imperialism, the last time that word was used by the international community was when a certain superpower tried to justify attacking us in World War One. The Zack delegation sees this as a sign and cause for worry.
First, off we fail to understand to whom the Arveyrean delegation is referring to when they say 'Old Lady Windsor'. Whoever this lady is, she seems righteous, honorable and a beacon of justice and democracy all traits enshrined in our DEMOCRATIC constitution and values held very dearly to Her Majesty The Queen.
If this is in reference to our head of state we would like to point out that it is in extremely bad taste and the Zack delegation takes offense to the tone in which it was said. The UNE must offer respect to all nations and as Head of State of the UKZ, Her Majesty The Queen represents all Zack citizens and is the first citizen of the UKZ.
We hereby demand an apology from the Arveyrean delegation for their crass, and unprofessional remarks and urge the Secretary-General to bar the Arveyrean delegate from the UNE and take disciplinary action.
Next, The Crown of the UKZ has not been imperialist since the establishment of the Constitutional Monarchy, ie: a democratic UKZ, (we understand that democracy may be a difficult concept for certain delegations who just stormed out to understand, but bear with us).
The proof of the UKZ not being imperialist is the Commonwealth Association. Which was created to bring together all former and current territories of the crown to reconcile and to make right all the wrongs done by the Zack Imperialist Past.
We would like to point out that it is quite ironic that a 'fragment' of sorts of the world's most imperialistic and barbaric nations on the planet stand here accusing us of imperialism. The world is indeed a funny place.
The UKZ was attacked in the Second World War and The First World War when it stood against imperialism and also lobbied strongly behind the scenes to the best of its capacity when the imperialist coalition invaded New Zealand.
Arvyrean delegation seems to be misinformed by their imperialist overlords in Urbem Sol.
The hypothesis of UKZ invading Sdudeti-Karabak makes no sense and is frankly insulting. The UKZ and New Tarajan have come a long way since our bitter rivalry and dispute. Today our country fully recognizes the authority of Tarajani Crown of the Sdudeti-Karabak and North Ajania.
Even if this hypothesis held true, is the Arveyrean delegation trying to justify the Irish invasion of Wales. Because this council should not decide which invasion is good and which ones are bad. The UKZ did what it had to to make sure that we do not have any escalation of the war along our entire Eastern Border. We also did not see it fit to approach the UNSC, because we were not sure if the SC was capable of dealing with illegal invasions seeing its complacency and ignorance of the Eurasian invasion of New Zealand.
Now, we are not imposing any rule on the Irish. We give them the authority to form their own government. In Wales, we only keep the territory that voted to stay in UKZ.
But that is beside the point, the recognition of the Zack monarch as Head of State is merely a figurehead position to ensure that the new and responsible Ireland remains friendly to the UKZ and gives us a chance to work more closely their development.
